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Truth: The Rarest of Commodities

Accountability is something you only here about in fairy tales.

Telling the truth is something you do only after you’ve been subpoenaed (…and maybe only after records are revealed by opposing counsel).

Nobody is perfect. I would never ask for perfection —it’s too boring and unrealistic anyhow. Where is a well-known successful leader with a good example? Mistakes, of course, are made. It’s what those people do with their mistakes that should be...

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Penny Franklin

That Dog’s Got Personality

Many scientists like to believe
that animals act on instinct,
genetics, and survival alone.
They avoid any discussion
about animals having personalities
or capabilities for complex emotions
and disregard those who believe
otherwise (such as me).

Attributing human characteristics
and behaviors to animals
is called anthropomorphism.
I am guilty of this scientific ‘blasphemy’.

I can assure you that my dog,
good old Blue,
(who is neither old, nor blue)
is perfectly capable of
all...

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Toby Swordis

All Greek To Me

Well I like to drift in and out on things. Too much excitement stresses me out, so I have promised myself to keep a watchful eye on what I read during this election season.

Anyway couple of things have struck me of late. How about that NY Times article on how clever Apple is at avoiding taxes in this country. You have to admire their ingenuity, and I doubt the news will keep anyone from buying an iPad. Hey we can all pay just a little more in tax and try a little more personal...

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Off The Record

Thrillist Launches Atlantic City ‘Pop Up’ Edition

Adam Robb for Getty Images

Here’s one sign that Atlantic City may finally realize Paul Sevigny and Governor Chris Christie’s shared vision of an ironic-seedy Hamptons for cash dispensing hipsters: Men’s lifestyle newsletter Thrillist is launching an Atlantic City edition. It will be published once a week from May 17 until Labor Day, said parent company Thrillist Media Group, which is calling the seasonal food and entertainment curation—what else?—“a...

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Opening Shot

Failing Sideways

Jamie Dimon

It may have been a great week for mothers (unless you forgot the card and flowers, and skipped out on brunch), but not so much for CEOs. Between Jamie Dimon’s $2 billion trading loss right before JPMorgan’s annual shareholder meeting and Yahoo’s chief executive Scott Thompson’s not-so-voluntary resignation over allegations that he falsified part of his resume, it’s an uncomfortable time for the twice-bitten industries. We are especially...

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Cheryl Carter tells all RE: Kathryn (nee Hufschmid) Murdoch

International Communications Broadcast Systems – Portland, OR – By Constance Clarendon – Following recent indictments in the UK, reports have arisen that Kathryn Murdoch, wife of James Murdoch punched Cheryl Carter, former assistant to Newscorp exec Rebekah Brooks, directly in the nose at a polo match sponsored by the local Arlington Club. The match, and the punch, took place over two years ago. Yet, Ms. Carter’s asides to UK investigators reveal a lingering resentment.

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Alleged Windsor diamond thief still sitting on the evidence

windsorstar.com - By Trevor Wilhelm – Windsor, Ontario, CAN. - Windsor police said they’ve never seen so much interest in one man’s bowel movements. Curious citizens are waiting anxiously for an end to the tale of an alleged jewel thief who swallowed a $20,000 diamond. While the diamond does add a new wrinkle, police said this situation — retrieving evidence somebody swallowed — isn’t that unusual. That’s why they have “dry cells,” with no sink or toilet and nowhere to “get rid” of anything.

Sexy New York Therapist Gets Naked For Her Patients

thoughtcatalog.com - By Brandon Scott Gorrell - This just in from New York City – a 24 year-old camgirl therapist has recently revealed ‘Naked Therapy,’ and it’s getting really popular. With dudes. Yep – Sarah White, a student at an unnamed university who’s apparently doing her thesis on Naked Therapy, is offering $150 webcam sessions in which she strips while you tell her all about your existential woes. Her nakedness gives you the “power of arousal” to take control over your life.

Aussie shooter Mark squirms under Mankini bet threat

uk.reuters.com - Australian Olympic shooting gold medallist Russell Mark is set to parade in a lime-green "mankini" made famous by the movie character "Borat" at the opening ceremony of the London Olympics as the penalty for losing a bet. Mark, who won double trap gold at the 1996 Atlanta Games and silver in Sydney, pledged to wear the skimpy swimsuit worn by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in the 2006 film if…

American Women fantasize about making love atop Eiffel Tower: Survey

allvoices.com - Washington : DC : USA - By Nina Rai - One in three women in America fantasize about having a sexual encounter atop the Eiffel Tower, while men would rather have a romantic interlude inside the White House, reveals a survey. The survey conducted by Harris Interactive on behalf of Durex on 1,000 adults c

Doug Ernst

Spider-Man won’t kill N. Korean soldiers or waterboard a man to save 6b. Loser.

Marvel has officially killed Spider-Man. They did it before with his deal, for all intents and purposes, with the devil. And now they’ve done it again by turning him into such a pacifist clown that his lack of moral clarity actually makes him evil. Correction: Writer Dan Slott’s pacifist-clown take on Spider-Man has made him evil.

Case-in-point would be Marvel’s current storyline, ‘Ends of the Earth.” In it, Doctor Octopus has come up with a plan...

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Doctor Bizarre

In Kubla Khan Barack Obama loved me

I just got back from a trip to China. I go there sometimes, because there are places where the opium dens of old still welcome road-weary Westerners like myself. I follow the trails of men (better men than I) like Samuel Taylor Coleridge and romantic poets in search of kindred spirits. Along the way I wind up in the deep, dark places on the other side of the globe where I can entertain the bizarre side of me that’s just a little too extreme for home, with the little town adjacent to a...

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Greg David

New York: Social media also-ran

Facebook Inc. will price its initial public offering at the close of the market Thursday in what promises to be a frenzy of buying. The Facebook IPO also demonstrates the enormous ripples of wealth that tech provides in San Francisco and offers an opportunity to compare tech’s role in the Bay Area and in the Big Apple. I will do that in an expanded column in next week’s issue of Crain’s New York Business, which goes live online Sunday.

Here’s a tidbit from the...

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