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Advocate – Florida Parishes – LA - Deputies arrested a man Thursday after he attempted to break into the home of an 82-year-old Walker woman who waited inside her front door with a crowbar, the Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office reported. “Somebody is trying to break into my door!” the frightened woman told a 911 operator in a recording of the emergency call she placed Thursday morning.“Are you home alone?” the operator asked. “Yes, ma’am, I am, and I’ve got a crowbar,” the woman said. She told the operator she had a broken leg, was recuperating and was using a walker.

Philadelphia Inquirer - By Matt Flegenheimer - A Cherry Hill man who pleaded guilty to throwing up on an off-duty police officer and his family during a Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park was sentenced today to 30 to 90 days in jail. Matthew Clemmens, 21, also was ordered to perform 50 hour of community service - the judge suggested cleaning restrooms at the ballpark - and sentenced to 2 years probation. "We're very pleased with the verdict today," said Assistant District Attorney Patrick Doyle.

Wall Street Journal – By Rachel Dodes - 'Booty Pop' Rounds a Derrière in Jeans, But Egg-Shaped Foam Shows Under Silk - When Tara Rachel Benson went out on a recent night to an album release party in Los Angeles, she put on her makeup, a tight-fitting Herve Leger dress, stiletto heels—and a pair of padded panties. "It's part of the whole outfit," says Ms. Benson, a 25-year-old assistant to a music manager.

KARE11.com - COEUR d'ALENE, Idaho -- You'll forgive the manager of an Idaho thrift store if she never leaves a computer at work again. Sandra Bechthold had to do some work offsite recently, and left the Women's Center Thrift Store in the hands of one staffer and a group of volunteers. Bechthold left her laptop at the store while she was gone. When she returned, the two year-old Dell Inspiron and it's case were gone... accidently sold by a store volunteer for 5 bucks.  Bechthold told the local paper she has no idea how her laptop ended up in the donation receiving room.

NBC.com - A routine traffic stop in upstate New York turned into a police chase that featured a clash of cultures -- not to mention transportation technologies.The Buffalo News reported that police tried to pull over an Amish driver of a horse and buggy earlier this week, but the driver would not stop. The resulting chase had police hot on the spokes of Jonas Hershberger, 20, for three miles.