Poop-firing tank is guaranteed to gross out the enemy

dvice.com - By Michael Trei - War is a messy business at the best of times, but it could get even more foul if a Russian inventor's personal human waste extracting tank gets built. Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov's patented idea solves the problem of waste buildup inside the tightly packed quarters of a tank, by loading the poop into artillery shells which can then be fired at the enemy. Semenov says that this serves a dual purpose. It gets rid of the foul waste, while also demoralizing the enemy. Personally, I expect that when you're getting fired upon with artillery shells, a little stinky poop would actually be the least of your worries. It wouldn't help, though — and waste getting in an open wound could cause a serious infection or worse.

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