Of Course Donald Trump Crashed a Wedding and Gave a Rambling, Incoherent Speech About Biden, Iran, and China

vanityfair.com – By Bess Levin – One wedding-related fear many people have is the prospect of a drunk guest grabbing the mic and, through slurred words, asking everyone to take their seats so they can just “say a couple of words,” tripping over the bandleader’s foot in the process and yelling, “Hey, man, watch where you’re going!” before launching into a rambling, incoherent speech about how they and the bride were supposed to be together before the groom came along and stole her.